Infamous, magical, derpy. Become "The Terror of the Seven Sinks."
Quick, easily annoyed, and the leader of the Freezer Vikings. Command the very snow beneath his feet.
Calm, collected, deadly. Fear this Ninja and her control of Warbles.
The hero dog astronaut of a certain totalitarian nation’s failed space program. He may crash a lot, but your imperialistic opponents will suffer from his mistakes.
Cyborg, teddy bear, friend of the Amish. Charge up Abraham and rain electric death.
A hipster narwal barista who manages the free-trade coffee shop under the sink. It is so underground that he himself has never heard of it.
A matador that is a freaking stick of cinnamon. He loves the ladies and can dodge the deadliest of attacks with his swift moves and trusty moustache.
The trash can doubles as a graveyard, and, of course, that means zombies.
Believed by the Heroes to be speaking for the Fire God, The Acolyte wields the mighty DEATHFURTER.